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Fix You. (Lights will guide you home.)

I envision myself sometimes when trying to fall asleep, hung from the doorframe, streaks of warm urine trailing down my legs and over stubbly ankles as my body relaxes and experiences relief for the very last time. My neon painted nails on lifeless feet. I lie there imagining myself googling beforehand how to tie a […]

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Wait… What?

Doodle the Poodle; at this very second has his bum hole hovering precariously close to my face. (Hovering, not hoovering. Just to be clear, if Doodle’s pink and puckered bum hole was hoovering close to my face, that would be an entirely different situation all together. I would almost definitely move away at a faster […]

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Bat Shit Crazy.

I must live in the moment. I don’t want to go back in hospital. I just can’t. I must live in the moment. I must take deep breaths. Think rational thoughts. I must not freak out. What can I hear if I close my eyes and take deep breaths? Yes everything is ok. I can […]

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I Got Pee on My Stress. (Yup. That about sums it up.)

I am so tired I could quite happily sit on this sofa and wee myself. Such is the effort I feel it would take to actually stand up and plod my aching hoofs with their mangled toenails, that once used to be described as ‘pretty,’ to the bathroom. I feel like a giant yellowing elastic […]

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NightSwimming. (Me, Dave, and the cast of Chicago.)

She locked me in the toilet. It was not fun. Last night while staring with unbridled rage at the back of the Irish One’s innocent, unknowing and gently slumbering head, while trying unsuccessfully to get to sleep, my brain (which clearly hates me) seized the moment and escorted me on a not- so magical -mystery […]

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Banana’s in Pyjama’s. (Are not Actually that Rare!)

‘Can we get a man in?’ (OH NO SHE DIDN’T!) I carefully and quietly murmur this, knowing that I will somehow have crossed the line between Venus and Mars, in an unforgivable way. I immediately avoid eye contact as his head whips up, and look instead with feigned interest at the murky water slowly seeping […]

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Forgiveness, with Extra Cheese.

He punches me in the face repeatedly. Drawing his arm away first to muster up all his strength before balling his fist tight to ensure maximum impact, he throws himself at me again and again. They land square in my face and I reel backwards as my head explodes with stars and my nose implodes […]

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You Haven’t Let Anybody Down. (Relapse.)

‘I know how you feel mate’ I whisper in to the cold dawn air, pulling my feet underneath me in a bid to keep them away from the icy bite of bitterness curling in from behind the balcony wall. Sitting completely still listening for noise, any sound that may signal somebody is aware of my […]

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I’m in the closet.

Tomorrow night I am going out and I am dreading it. Except I am not really dreading it, if you know what I mean. (Do you? Do you know what I mean? Because I’m not sure I do, so if you do, will you tell me? My brain has died!) I am looking forward to […]

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To the loony bin, and beyond!!!

Mammy mission Log. . . . All signs point to this planet as the location of Sods Law’s fortress. . . I am finding it difficult to write at the moment.  I have too much on my plate (and not in a good way.) There is no time! There is no energy and there is […]

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