Monthly Archives: April 2013
Same Song and Dance.
Posted on April 19, 2013 6 Comments
‘Oh yeah?? And what do you ever do for me you miserable cow?’ My rage alert monitor just tripped over in to red. There are bells and sirens and whistles piercing the air. Doodle runs for cover and takes the 70 thousand ants that recently moved in, with him. Addison is at nursery so there […]
A Million more minutes.
Posted on April 5, 2013 9 Comments
‘Tomorrow is my birthday.’ I can feel the sweat starting to form on the back of my neck as I wait for the lady in front of me to pay for her shopping. We, my son and I, are appropriately dressed for the North Pole (or April in Manchester). Hats, boots, scarves, body warmers and […]
Dory.
Posted on April 2, 2013 5 Comments
The Irish one has decided to start growing potatoes, on our kitchen windowsill. I paused there so that the full horror of what I am telling you can sink in. The man has ultimately thought about it long and hard, and has evidently come to the conclusion that growing potatoes, in an already crammed two […]
