The Ipad is mine! Mine!!! Moaning bitch club, by Miss Baby loves shopping!

Right!!!!

 If I don’t write this down now, I will be simmering all day and no one wants that! Thank you Lexy for giving me a chance to let off steam.

Moan Number 1!!

The iPad is mine. Mine! Purchased with my money that my mum left me. I alone faced my husband’s wrath at spending some of the money when I have debts to pay (he has a point I suppose but he knows I can’t resist a gadget). So why when I finally manage to wrestle it from my kids does it only have 3% battery left and dies when I am about to get my highest score in chocolate factory? 

 
(I’m in a rage!)

Moan number 2!!

Now, retailers and other people that sell you stuff, like garages and couriers, when I ask “how much?” 

That means I want to know the price THAT I AM GOING TO PAY. Please don’t tell me a price and assume that I know (and can mentally work out) all the extras plus vat, plus delivery, plus fuel surcharge, plus a credit card fee of some random amount!!

 Grr… Yes and to the garage that quoted me £40 for a replacement car key fob and then went to charge me £100 for it!!!

 I rejected it! Ha! and instead I sold my car (you get new keys with a new car see?)

Moan number 3!!

Now to darling Husband I do not find being called stupid an aphrodisiac…. 

Moan Number 4! 

To the rest of my household: there would be plenty of food in the house if you all stopped eating it all within 24 hours! Don’t complain to me…. You know where the supermarket is!

Moan number 5! 

Finally dictionaries are pointless because you need to know how to spell something to look up how to bloody spell it.

I am dyslexic.

Do you know how long it took me to find the word “wrath” when I thought it began with a “r”?

So not funny.

Ahhh feel better now!!

Long live the moaning bitch club!!!

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15 Comments on “The Ipad is mine! Mine!!! Moaning bitch club, by Miss Baby loves shopping!

  1. Pingback: The iPad is mine! Mine!!! | Family of Four

  2. love love love your blog!! only wish I wasn’t so damn tired that I can’t write one now myself – it will keep me awake all night I’m sure. Better out than in and all that 🙂 my mid-way-through-newyears resolution is to do this. Only trouble is I will have to set up a new blog that DH and the in-laws can’t ever find!!!!

    • Thankyou for reading and loving ! lol
      OR just send me a guest post! and i will link in your blog!
      Or you could post anonymously! That is allowed to!
      Get it off your chest! It feels gooooood.
      LOL!

  3. Love it! Can relate so well to the supermarket moan, my cupboards look like a plague of locusts have been to visit 24hrs after doing the shop lol x

    • Who has lamb chops as a snack? The irish one thats who!!
      my cuoboards are never full! unless you count the empty crisp packets! grrr lol thanks for reading!

  4. Fantastic 🙂 See told you it would make you feel better….only problem is once you start you can’t stop, I now have enough things that I forgot to do a whole other post!! I really hate it when people faff and fart around over price, just tell us the bloody total….we need to do something about the bloody dictionary though, that is a very very valid moan! x

  5. Love it….can think if many many many turn offs that my other half comes out with. like telling lovely family member today that I am too fat for cake after I had declined politely! love that u sold Ur car instead of paying £100

  6. You are right. Long live the moaning bitch club. Funny post as usual. Chuckling to myself. The shit we put up with eh? God bless us all. X x

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